Liam's Twitcast Highlights:

• Liam: Happy national condom day, play safe!
• Liam: "Did you find out the square root of 69 yet?" No, sorry
• Liam: Niall's bum is like a time bomb!
• Liam: Now im going to regret this all tomorrow when it's all on youtube and im being weird
• Liam: Who has a phobia of spoons and is not weird?
• Liam: Once again, silly string is the way to the Tommo's heart
• Liam: I'd really love to shave my head, but i have a weird head shape
• Liam: Sorry Harry, the weddings off, we didn't have anything special
• Liam: Moves like Liam
• Liam: I want James' dog from BTR, I want to steal his dog
• Liam: Better get my charger cause im on reserve battery power and that's an awkward moment in itself
• Liam: OH OH this is the bit, the winking bit.
• Liam: Do you know what means latigable, I can't even say it
• Liam: Like Liam Payne the fourth
• Liam: Once again, i'll show you my magical shorts
• Liam: I'll poke you until you buy our album
• Liam: I didn't even know i was getting one and then he took the needle out and i was like WHAT?!
• Liam: Okay, okay everybody is being rude about poking, you knew what i meant
• Liam: Shout out to tumblr girls
• Liam: Hey guys kermit the frog here, i'm on Liam's twitcam I say hi!
• Liam: If you don't love p!nk, get out of town!
• Liam: Niall Horan from mullingar and I love hamburgers and jelly beans
• Liam: (about Harry) He's just really slow
• Liam: Here's a fun fact, the guy that put the needle in my bum today, is the doctor from the justin bieber movie! how bout that?
• Liam: I might order myself an apple juice
• Liam: Guess who picks up two balls and throws it down the other lanes, yep you guessed it Louis Tomlinson.
• Liam: And me and Zayn were just striking away, not streaking
• Liam: "someones behind you" gosh you actually scared me there!
• Liam: I am so excited to do the KCA's- THERE'S NOT A GHOST
• Liam: Everyones trying to scare me now it's not gonna work, nooo
• Liam: I'm really hungry? is anyone else hungry? maybe Niall...
• Liam: What's 'catdaddy' ?
• Liam: Naughty people in the corner, over here
• Liam: Niam is definitely real
• Liam: My speakers making weird Niall noises, like noises Niall would make from his bottom.
• Liam: Hey my cookies are here!
• Liam: Cookies milk
• Liam: Hahahahahahahahhaha the cookie man
• Liam: Does anyone do a little dance when they're eating something they really enjoy?
• Liam: You guys have to go to sleep...after my cookies
• Liam: Yes the cookie man was looking very sharp, very dapper, on trend
• Liam: It's like late night love with Liam
• Liam: I'll wave to everybody, like at the end of a show, goodbye everybody!